I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic
I’m sorry WHAT
I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic
do you accept constructive criticism?
no
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When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL
This post was prophetic
I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.
Thanks, I hate it
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she who controls the frogs controls it all
At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN
Activate the frog vortex
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I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you.
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you know you’re bored when you return to your ted cruz role-play blog
you win
This website is free.
the cost of my sanity begs to fucking differ
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Rosalie thinking: I am going to get my revenge on all of those men who left me in the street to die. I’ll leave my husband last so he’ll know I’m coming to rip him apart. He’ll be so afraid and screaming in agony as he watches me rip his insides, this is going to be so great.
Edward reading Rosalie’s mind:Rosalie thinking: and I’ll do it in my wedding dress just for the drama of it all
Edward:
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you know what F*CK gender norms
i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider
*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider
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listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood
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I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.
It’s one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once.
I like the way you think, friend.
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